Applicable and important quotes.


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'bless yous'

W: "Paela, do you have the sneezes?"

P: "No, I don't have the sneezes, I have the bless-yous." 

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no cash?

"I have ATM!!!"
— The lady in the chinese restaurant upon learning we weren't willing to carry cash around with us, only plastic.
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order of life

Food comes first, then morals.
— Bertolt Brecht
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Ah, sleep...

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
— Ernest Hemingway
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How to measure an earthquake

the key is this:
anything less than a 4, you're not going to feel unless you are standing pretty much on top of the epicenter and there is nothing going on around you.
4's - sometimes, but you need to be fairly close, and you can easily mistake them for something else - train going by, big trucks, etc;
5's - you can definitely feel, but they don't cause much damage;
6's - you really feel, and they cause some property damage, but not enough to have a lot of people getting hurt;
7's - you're ducking for cover, strong enough that roads and bridges start falling apart, houses come off their foundations, and lots of people end up hurt.
— Erika Andersen, long-time California resident
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Art with a capital A

It's the baubles of the rich and powerful, baubles which they play with.
— Mongrel, artist collective
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is it that obvious?

Is this your first?
— Most asked question at the hospital all week.
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possessions = bad

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
— John Ruskin
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Big Problems

Big problems are like cold baths: you have to get out as fast as you got in.
— Frederick Nietzsche
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What is egosurfing?

An egosurfer is one who surfs the Internet for his own name, to see what, if any, articles appear about himself.
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