Natural child birth means that no drugs will be administered to a woman's body. The father can have all he wants.
Applicable and important quotes.
Quotes
You want what now?
"Are there security cameras in the Maternity suites? Can I fall asleep with my baby in the room? How will I know who really is part of the staff?"
Submitted by wayne on Sun, 08/19/2007 - 10:43.
putting out that big fireball in the sky
"What happens if water gets on it [the sun]?"
Submitted by rebecca on Sun, 08/12/2007 - 12:07.
Don't you guys know?
"But he's holding it!"
-a little girl in the audience continuously yelled this when the performer, for obvious comedic reasons, was holding tight to his sword preventing the other performer from drawing it.
Submitted by wayne on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 12:04.
what we have in common with pioneer children when we dog-sit
Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall.
Keep walking. But she isn't gonna to fall!
It's plain to see, your brains are very small..
To think walking, will be knocking down our wall.
- the French Peas, Veggie Tales song Keep Walking!
Submitted by rebecca on Sun, 07/29/2007 - 11:22.
But, Mommy...
"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince", 1943
Submitted by wayne on Sun, 07/22/2007 - 11:42.
you smell like cookies?
"I thought you'd mention something about how I smell. Don't I smell like cookies!?"
-The guy who used vanilla extract to keep the bugs away.
Submitted by wayne on Wed, 07/11/2007 - 01:05.
Bears in the jam
"The thing about bear attacks is you never know when they're going to happen."
-Rebecca, after the jam burned her finger, which at the time she shrieked thinking it was an animal bite.
Submitted by wayne on Tue, 06/19/2007 - 23:22.
go figure
"You're due in October? You're showing more than I am and I'm due in November."
-The brilliant clerk at the bookstore.
Submitted by rebecca on Sun, 06/10/2007 - 11:06.
